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  Dumb 'experiences' you were told as a JW

  by BettyHumpter in

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  this one stands out in my mind.

  it was reported that 'a brother', unnamed of course, was out in field service and was set upon by a pack of vicious dogs.

  he made it back to the car and was injured quite badly with his arms, hands and leg bleeding heavily.

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  Sea Breeze

  One of the many I have heard over the years goes like this:

  A JW couldn't reach the doorbell because a wrought iron fence encircled the home. So, he banged on the bars and a big German Shepherd came running up and pushed the gate open. Thinking fast the JW shoved a Watchtower into his mouth and said, "take me to your master". The dog calmed down and dutifully trotted away. So, he followed. He found the owner of the house far back in the back yard.
  
  A discussion ensued and the HH remarked that his dog had never acted like that to anyone before because he was a trained guard dog. He took the literature and later accepted a home bible study. Last report was that he was making fine progress along the road to life.

  Not sure if the German Shepherd ate his spiritual food as well.
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  Useless Majors

  by Sea Breeze in

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  2. friends

  i was passing through a very liberal college town recently during rush hour.

  so, i decided to stop for some refreshment at a fine-looking establishment and wait for traffic to die down.

  a young waitress waited on me who probably could have been stevie nicks twin when she was young.

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  Sea Breeze

  Anna, I think I have already been out a bit too far on the ice pond with this thread. I'm skating back on thin ice to have tea with BettyHumpter.
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  Useless Majors

  by Sea Breeze in

  1. jw
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  i was passing through a very liberal college town recently during rush hour.

  so, i decided to stop for some refreshment at a fine-looking establishment and wait for traffic to die down.

  a young waitress waited on me who probably could have been stevie nicks twin when she was young.

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  Sea Breeze

  Doubtless someone far above my pay grade ended the Millennial generation birth year in 1996, and not at the start of the new Millennium. They probably didn't study Sociology like I did.

  No whipping going on here. Just a reminder that you catch what you chase.
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  Useless Majors

  by Sea Breeze in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was passing through a very liberal college town recently during rush hour.

  so, i decided to stop for some refreshment at a fine-looking establishment and wait for traffic to die down.

  a young waitress waited on me who probably could have been stevie nicks twin when she was young.

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  Sea Breeze

  Here is a group of Millennial young ladies taking an exam in their Lesbian Dance Theory Studies degree. What kind of job prospects await these up and comers?

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrVWfayEm5I&ab_channel=ReggieLyon

  Note: This is a current internet joke. Lesbian Dance Theory is an umbrella term.
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  Senior JW member in Australia charged with sex crimes and torture

  by Nathan Natas in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  see: https://7news.com.au/news/crime/senior-jehovahs-witnesses-member-charged-with-rape-torture-and-assault-of-teenage-boys-c-8044666.

  "senior jehovah’s witnesses member charged with rape, torture and assault of teenage boys...".

  the 61 year-old man "faces 21 counts of rape, 17 counts of sexual assault, 13 counts of procuring sexual acts by false pretence and one count each of incest, torture and common assault.".

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  The man faces 21 counts of rape, 17 counts of sexual assault, 13 counts of procuring sexual acts by false pretence and one count each of incest, torture and common assault.
  Detectives fear there could be more victims and are appealing for anyone with information to contact the police.

  That is just terrible! I wonder if he was an elder; anyone know?
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  Who’s gonna mow your grass

  by solomon in

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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xixc6aqrozq.

  what most jehovah’s witnesses don’t realize about their version of the new system is who’s gonna mow the grass?.

  after the system is destroyed who’s gonna make that nail your pounding with a hammer?

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  Sea Breeze

  “eventually people in Paradise will lose their genders and genitals.”

  Well, they have already lost their minds… might as well lose their genitals too I guess.
  
  
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  Useless Majors

  by Sea Breeze in

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  i was passing through a very liberal college town recently during rush hour.

  so, i decided to stop for some refreshment at a fine-looking establishment and wait for traffic to die down.

  a young waitress waited on me who probably could have been stevie nicks twin when she was young.

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  Sea Breeze

  I googled "ut austin tuition 2022-23" and got this.

  Looks like it could be substantially less based on many factors.
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  Useless Majors

  by Sea Breeze in

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  i was passing through a very liberal college town recently during rush hour.

  so, i decided to stop for some refreshment at a fine-looking establishment and wait for traffic to die down.

  a young waitress waited on me who probably could have been stevie nicks twin when she was young.

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  Sea Breeze

  I'm just wondering what it costs to learn that people in what is now the American Southwest once ate corn.

  Looks like it is a little over 300K (In-State tuition) for a Bachelors degree at this university.

  
  
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  Is here anyone who would like to understand the Revelation book better?

  by Kosonen in

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  2. friends

  hello friends, i have been writing comments to the revelation book and posted them on my site.

  so far i have gone through revelation chapter 1 to 14.. i invite you all to take a look.

  https://www.comejesus.net/comments-to-revelation-1.

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  Sea Breeze

  Does the WT even quote from the "Climax at Hand" book anymore? I thought it had been officially retired.
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  Useless Majors

  by Sea Breeze in

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  2. friends

  i was passing through a very liberal college town recently during rush hour.

  so, i decided to stop for some refreshment at a fine-looking establishment and wait for traffic to die down.

  a young waitress waited on me who probably could have been stevie nicks twin when she was young.

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  Sea Breeze

  Good points JeffT. Glad things worked ok for you.

  enoughisenough - Thanks for posting that. I found the key document in the video. Wow! it shows JW's are dead last. The WT stole our dignity, our family, and our wealth.